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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

ytmackenzieb:

beware-phangirl:

whatperks:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world



this needs to be on everyone’s blogs okay aw

That’s not even in the bible

OMF I swear to god you guys are too adorable
"my mother’s trust issues are leaking into my chest
and I’ve got my father’s nose and his tendency to
stop calling back
so I’m sorry
about the 9 missed calls I have from you
and the 6 voicemails I never played
I swear I’d love you if I could"
(via extrasad)

katekate101:

theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit

LOL. Already happened.

"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise."
"Let’s vow to never become the monsters that we are trying to protect ourselves from"
"It’s funny, when I think about this exact time last year. Things were so different. I never would have thought that things could change so much in only a year. I wonder what next October will be like."
"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it the most?"
Mark Twain (via wordsthat-speak)

metaphorformetaphor:

The tragedy is not that we are alone, but that we cannot be. At times I would give anything in the world to no longer be connected by anything to this universe of men.

— Albert Camus, Notebooks 1951-1959. Notebooks 1951-1959. Ivan R. Dee, 2008


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous