I don’t want to be anything like you. I would rather be hideous and poor if that means I’m not like you

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

OMFG HAHAAHAH

(via xoerikacamilxo)
brxkenpetal:

insta: @lostpetal

queendecuisine:

blasianxbri:

lovelylilli:

babeobaggins:

nothing will ever be as funny as this is

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkk…..

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

I gotta reblog this every time

I love this shit

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

Madvillain All Caps
Madvillain
All Caps

kickbackrelax-music:

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name

"There are no accidents… there is only some purpose that we haven’t yet understood."
Deepak Chopra (via purplebuddhaproject)

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

"I only want this with you."